Post-divorce · real court paperwork · your friends are not helping
Buy votes on a legal middle name Jodi said yes to the bit.
She is actually changing it. The boring part is handled like grown-ups. The fun part is this site: friends (and strangers) throw cash at the names they love, $1 per vote, or $20 to float a new one onto the board. Think dive-bar roast night, but the punchline gets notarized.
$1 per vote
Pick a name already on the list. One dollar, one vote. Stack a tip jar on “something respectable” or fund “the one nobody says out loud at work.”
$20 to propose a name
Twenty bucks buys your joke a seat at the legal table. It goes public. People vote with wallets. Keep it clever and kind: we yank anything that belongs behind a bouncer, not on a birth certificate.
Photo: drinks, bad decisions in progress, Unsplash.
Leaderboard
Who is winning the wallet war. Roughly live. No refunds for hurt feelings.
- 1. Muscles 5 votes
- 2. Page 1 votes
- 3. Annalise 0 votes
- 4. Fafo 0 votes
- 5. Grace 0 votes
- 6. Plot Twist 0 votes
- 7. Setbreak 0 votes
- 8. Tweeprise 0 votes
- 9. Yermom 0 votes
The “seriously though” box
Money moves through Stripe. This is a fundraiser with comedy baked in, not legal advice, not therapy, and not a binding vote on anyone’s life except the middle-name change spelled out on the FAQ. If you need a lawyer, hire one; if you need a laugh, you are in the right zip code.
Snitch, compliment, or complaint
Send a message. Someone will read it between rounds of pretending the spreadsheet is fine.