Post-divorce · real court paperwork · your friends are not helping

Buy votes on a legal middle name Jodi said yes to the bit.

She is actually changing it. The boring part is handled like grown-ups. The fun part is this site: friends (and strangers) throw cash at the names they love, $1 per vote, or $20 to float a new one onto the board. Think dive-bar roast night, but the punchline gets notarized.

Photo: dim lights, loud opinions, Unsplash.

$1 per vote

Pick a name already on the list. One dollar, one vote. Stack a tip jar on “something respectable” or fund “the one nobody says out loud at work.”

$20 to propose a name

Twenty bucks buys your joke a seat at the legal table. It goes public. People vote with wallets. Keep it clever and kind: we yank anything that belongs behind a bouncer, not on a birth certificate.

Photo: drinks, bad decisions in progress, Unsplash.

Same show, two doors

Door one: vote with dollars on what is already in play. Door two: pay twenty and add a name so everyone else can finance their favorite disaster. FAQ for the nervous, ballot for the brave.

Leaderboard

Who is winning the wallet war. Roughly live. No refunds for hurt feelings.

  1. 1. Muscles 5 votes
  2. 2. Page 1 votes
  3. 3. Annalise 0 votes
  4. 4. Fafo 0 votes
  5. 5. Grace 0 votes
  6. 6. Plot Twist 0 votes
  7. 7. Setbreak 0 votes
  8. 8. Tweeprise 0 votes
  9. 9. Yermom 0 votes

The “seriously though” box

Money moves through Stripe. This is a fundraiser with comedy baked in, not legal advice, not therapy, and not a binding vote on anyone’s life except the middle-name change spelled out on the FAQ. If you need a lawyer, hire one; if you need a laugh, you are in the right zip code.

Snitch, compliment, or complaint

Send a message. Someone will read it between rounds of pretending the spreadsheet is fine.