The ballot
Put your money where the joke is
Votes only count for names already listed. New idea? Twenty dollars, then it is live and your friends can bankroll the chaos.
Buy votes ($1 each)
Pick a name, type whole dollars. $10 is ten votes. Math does not care how hard your friends are laughing.
Add a name ($20)
One fee, then your suggestion is on the wall for everyone to fund. Clever beats cruel. If a bouncer would toss you, so will we.