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FAQ
Is this a joke?
The fundraiser and the scoreboard: yes, lean in. The paperwork side of changing a middle name: that part is real adult stuff. We are mixing both on purpose.
Why does it cost money?
Because “vote with your wallet” is the whole bit. Friends were going to waste money on dumb ideas anyway; now the dumb ideas have a spreadsheet.
Can I vote more than once?
Yes. Buy as many votes as you want, whenever you want, for any listed name. That is the entire gimmick.
I paid and I regret my choices
Once Stripe confirms, votes lock in. If you fat-fingered something honest, use the contact form; we will see what we can do without inventing time travel.
Two entries are basically the same joke
We may merge duplicates so the board stays readable. If you are trying to game the list, congratulations on the hustle; we will still tidy the room.
Stripe says paid but I do not see my name
Webhooks can hiccup for a few seconds. Refresh. Still broken? Contact us with whatever receipt detail you have; we will dig.
Who is running this?
People who own a spreadsheet and a sense of humor. Questions: contact form on the home page.